Almost sitting

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From The New Yorker
A small comic from the New Yorker

IT TOOK ME FOUR DAYS AT LEAST 2 WEEKS TO THINK UP THESE TWO LISTS HA.
SO LONG THAT I EVEN CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT SOME THINGS I WROTE

WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS:

  1. When aspect ratio is wrong.
  2. When people very purposely ‘test’ others as a decider of their relationship. Eek (i think what i meant was passive aggressiveness but i am severely guilty of that. what im saying is waaay more specific)
  3. Me! I am constantly looking for assurance with everything i do yay!
  4. The sound of a song you like after you decide it would be a good choice as an alarm tone. Stupid stupid stupid.
  5. WWE. Mein gott I can’t think of another form of entertainment I hate more
  6. That anti-litter sign in Parramatta station – it looks like a silly monkey typing with its toes designed it. Maybe I’ll take a picture one day
  7. THE ETERNAL CYCLE OF LAZINESS AND SELF PITY (how Fe-ic)
  8. That budget insurance ad with the “boozhay boozhay” song in the background.
  9. Incredibly hypocritical because I do this as well, but it’s trivial (chyah more trivial than the rest in this list). When people call places “holes”. Just because not everything can be everywhere… so everything is a “hole” except for CBDs? I don’t know. Maybe it’s the overuse of the word. In which case, overused words grind my gears.
  10. In the earlier episodes of Kim Possible noone outside of her super world seemed to grasp the immensity of her actions!!!! She saves the world and comes back to school where stupid bonnie stupids all up in her face. I mean what the hell. That kind of humour is annoying.

A lot of negatory vibes so i shall balance it out :)

WHAT REALLY TICKLES MY FANCY:

  1. My bird’s smell 8| and when he bows his head to be scratched teeheeheehee makes me smile just thinking about it
  2. SHHH! I’ve had free foxtel for a while because since we cancelled it, noone came to collect the box for it HAHAHAH. Shhhhh!
  3. Picking something up/peeling off tape to reveal a clean surface underneath
  4. In the car: full window open and wind blasting in your face so that you can’t hear anything
  5. When young people walk with umbrella’s as walking sticks (sori no ol ppl)
  6. Finding out people have same interests as I! Yay!
  7. I love visits to medical professionals LIKE THE DR AND THE DENTEEST AND THE ORTHO. Love it.
  8. When mother dearest forgets how to say things in English.
    Promotion=Popotion and Vegemite=Mejemeh
  9. I instinctively point out almost all earrings that are simply just a bit bigger than studs. I get ear envy.
  10. VELLY NICE OLD PEOPLE. just to even out the sori no ol ppl thing from before :(

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/-\ s+0r¥ from when i first started typing this asshat post (JANUARY 11TH BTW)
I am currently sitting in the house of a an incredibly wealthy family and they have these fake grapes hanging superfluously from the chandelier.
I think at some point in my life I tried eating plastic grapes… because when I look at them I get a distinct taste of dusty plastic grapes. Delicious.

Almost happy everything!

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WHORP WHORP
And here i am fresh out of the tardis

Photo dumpette

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Siriusly.

This is my neighbour!
There was a knife-wielding robber at his store two days ago. Twas on channel 7, 9 and 10 news!
HERE IS THE VIDEOOOOR

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funny story. The sing has been tilted since god knows when. They tried to fix it by pushing and pulling while i stood there and laughed.
Okay, maybe it wasnt that funny.

Almost so ready for the end of exams that my mind is already in holiday mode

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Edit: i will put dashes between each Glob of thought

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SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME BECAUSE I GOTSTA KNOW

WHERE IS
“i’d drag my balls through 100 miles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie”
FROM?
It’s really bothering me
Google is not answering my question :(

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The only exam that i feel content with how i did was va lul
Gotta work on my motivation

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Today i did the oatmeal scrub thingy for my face
And it was good :)
I also made bird seed ‘clumps’… I ended up making too much. So if you have a bird ill be happy to give away some of my bird seed clumps.

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Omg my dad’s whistling
Is harmful to listen to with the naked ear (hehe naked)
It sort of stays in tune
While sounding absolutely nothing like the song he’d be whistling to
The worst part is that he honestly thinks his whistling is brilliant

Ah
Hehahehaidajohwowkdjjaka

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Goodluck everyone for the last of your exams

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I am very excited to start my list of things to watch. In fact i already watched two of them yesterday (not complete list, will fix when i get onto laptop- on phone atm):
• Planet earth
• Drive
• Moneyball
• Midnight in paris
• The wire
• Game of thrones
• Snowtown
• Jesus camp

Recommendations are wilkommen too

Both snowtown and jesus camp were absolutely terrifying in their own ways.
Excellent.

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This has to be the funniest thing ive watched in ten years

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MUST BUY THIS CLOCK NTS #2

Almost bleher

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One of me faves

If theres anyone who wants to go hp exhibit and then outpost (street art fest on cockatoo island) pls tork to moi

Yo, I gotsta buy those tickets with cash money
I mean paypal
But you get my drift… Bitch

Btw if anyone needs to contact me- use email. msn and etc is screwy

Ps that was a homage to breaking bad i meant no offence… Bitch
Also ignore the fact that it isnt a good colour on me