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A small comic from the New Yorker

IT TOOK ME FOUR DAYS AT LEAST 2 WEEKS TO THINK UP THESE TWO LISTS HA.
SO LONG THAT I EVEN CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT SOME THINGS I WROTE

WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS:

1. When aspect ratio is wrong.
2. When people very purposely ‘test’ others as a decider of their relationship. Eek (i think what i meant was passive aggressiveness but i am severely guilty of that. what im saying is waaay more specific)
3. Me! I am constantly looking for assurance with everything i do yay!
4. The sound of a song you like after you decide it would be a good choice as an alarm tone. Stupid stupid stupid.
5. WWE. Mein gott I can’t think of another form of entertainment I hate more
6. That anti-litter sign in Parramatta station – it looks like a silly monkey typing with its toes designed it. Maybe I’ll take a picture one day
7. THE ETERNAL CYCLE OF LAZINESS AND SELF PITY (how Fe-ic)
8. That budget insurance ad with the “boozhay boozhay” song in the background.
9. Incredibly hypocritical because I do this as well, but it’s trivial (chyah more trivial than the rest in this list). When people call places “holes”. Just because not everything can be everywhere… so everything is a “hole” except for CBDs? I don’t know. Maybe it’s the overuse of the word. In which case, overused words grind my gears.
10. In the earlier episodes of Kim Possible noone outside of her super world seemed to grasp the immensity of her actions!!!! She saves the world and comes back to school where stupid bonnie stupids all up in her face. I mean what the hell. That kind of humour is annoying.

A lot of negatory vibes so i shall balance it out

WHAT REALLY TICKLES MY FANCY:

1. My bird’s smell 8| and when he bows his head to be scratched teeheeheehee makes me smile just thinking about it
2. SHHH! I’ve had free foxtel for a while because since we cancelled it, noone came to collect the box for it HAHAHAH. Shhhhh!
3. Picking something up/peeling off tape to reveal a clean surface underneath
4. In the car: full window open and wind blasting in your face so that you can’t hear anything
5. When young people walk with umbrella’s as walking sticks (sori no ol ppl)
6. Finding out people have same interests as I! Yay!
7. I love visits to medical professionals LIKE THE DR AND THE DENTEEST AND THE ORTHO. Love it.
8. When mother dearest forgets how to say things in English.
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9. I instinctively point out almost all earrings that are simply just a bit bigger than studs. I get ear envy.
10. VELLY NICE OLD PEOPLE. just to even out the sori no ol ppl thing from before

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/-\ s+0r¥ from when i first started typing this asshat post (JANUARY 11TH BTW)
I am currently sitting in the house of a an incredibly wealthy family and they have these fake grapes hanging superfluously from the chandelier.
I think at some point in my life I tried eating plastic grapes… because when I look at them I get a distinct taste of dusty plastic grapes. Delicious.

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